A conversation with my children.
(Looking at stamps for Trisha's baby shower invites.)
Jason: Is that girl pregnant?
Me: Yes she is.
Alex: What do you mean, pregnant?
Jason: She has a baby in her tummy, see?
Alex: No.
Jason: See how big her tummy is?
Alex: Nope. Hey, what if a baby came out two?
Me: You mean, two babies? Then you'd have twins!
Alex: No, just the baby came out and it was two, not a baby.
Me: Babies are born at zero after they spend nine months in the Mommy's tummy.
Jason: That's only 3 months less than a year!
Me: Yep, it takes a long time. Trisha's been pregnant forever, right, and it's not even close to time for her to have her baby.
Alex: Maybe Trisha will have two babies!
Me: Maybe! How long has Trisha been pregnant for?
Jason: Who knows? I don't keep track of that, I only keep track of soccer goals!
(Looking at stamps for Trisha's baby shower invites.)
Jason: Is that girl pregnant?
Me: Yes she is.
Alex: What do you mean, pregnant?
Jason: She has a baby in her tummy, see?
Alex: No.
Jason: See how big her tummy is?
Alex: Nope. Hey, what if a baby came out two?
Me: You mean, two babies? Then you'd have twins!
Alex: No, just the baby came out and it was two, not a baby.
Me: Babies are born at zero after they spend nine months in the Mommy's tummy.
Jason: That's only 3 months less than a year!
Me: Yep, it takes a long time. Trisha's been pregnant forever, right, and it's not even close to time for her to have her baby.
Alex: Maybe Trisha will have two babies!
Me: Maybe! How long has Trisha been pregnant for?
Jason: Who knows? I don't keep track of that, I only keep track of soccer goals!
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